Request: Going shopping

So Ferdinand asked me a while back to dress up in a tight t-shirt and short mini, have Jay blow a load all over my face just before going shopping. And finally flirt and tease who ever is behind the counter, Man or woman.

Ok that was a tall order and I don’t think we where able to get everything you asked for Ferdinand but I hope this will make up for it.

A couple of weeks back on a quiet Saturday afternoon, Jay asked me if I wanted to go take a drive out of town and go do some shopping. Since we had been talking about our site the night before and I had brought up the fact that we still had not posted something for Ferdinand’s request I was not too surprised that he wanted to go shopping (Jay hates shopping unless in includes him putting his dick in one of my holes in a changing booth.)

“Sure, let me go get changed.” was my reply.

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Jay definitely approved of my outfit, and he gave me a smile when he slid his hand under my short skirt to find my naked pussy eager and slippery. Jay showed a lot of self control at this point because he didn’t try to bend me over the kitchen table and fuck me.

To be honest I was slightly disappointed 🙂 but that’s when I realized he has something planned.

We drove about 1hr to another town, a place we normally don’t really go to. When ever we do something public I prefer not accidentally coming face to face with someone we know. 🙂 Jay didn’t stop right away but kept driving around town for a bit, he was definitely looking for something specific. By the time we finally parked we had been driving for about 1h and a half, most of that time Jay and been playing with my now soaked pussy.

At this point I was ready and willing to fuck anything, I was flushed, my nipples were rock hard and my pussy juice was dripping down my leg. I grab his arm to keep me upright as he walks me into the store. I have no idea where we are as my eyes try to adjust to the dark interior.

Just as I am about to ask him where we are the display stand just in front of us comes into focus… and all I can see are rows after rows of big long cocks. A soft moan escapes my lips as I whisper to him ” bastard you brought me to a sex shop”

“happy shopping, I be over there near the counter “;) as he walks away.

The store is empty, I have this aisle of dicks all to myself. as I slowly make my way to the counter I hear Jay chatting with the person behind the counter.

“…yea so my wife is looking for a couple of items, some sexy costumes, lube and a big dildo she can fit in a strap-on, her girlfriend just loves strap-ons. Oh Honey was it a strap on you wanted to pick up for Kay or a double ended dildo? I can’t remember?

As I turn the corner  I see who he is talking to, woman with big breast wearing a tight summer dress, she has short pink/purple hair, tattoos go down both her arms.

She looks at me and smiles, clearly she has seen my hard nipples pressed against my tight shirt. I smile back and bend down to grab the dildo on the bottom shelf. making sure my skirt will ride up and give her a view of my pussy. I look back as I get back up dildo in one had sexy lingerie in the other. She is still smiling that’s a good sign. I think she liked that, was Jay’s response when I reached the changing rooms.

I stripped my cloth off and pulled the dildo out of its packaging, at this point I figured I was going to buy it anyway, it was nice and long but not as big as my black one.  Here i was half naked I an changing room getting off with a dildo. It didn’t take long for me to cum so i put my skirt back on and went back to the counter. Jay must have gone exploring since I could only see the girl. I dropped the un-packaged dildo on the counter, It made a wet sound when it hit the counter still covered in my juices.

“I will take this one but do you have something bigger?” She looked at me then at the toy (its about the size of my forearm) and the small puddle of liquid slowly growing on the counter. Moment of truth, she was either going to tell me to leave or play along.

The answer was instantly obvious as I watched her unconsciously stroke her fingers up and down the wet shaft on the counter.

“We might have something more to your liking in the back office if you want to follow me.” her fingers trailing it the small puddle as she went around the counter.

She was on me before the door was closed. Our cloth never made it to the sofa. We where pretty busy by the time Jay found us.  Even when Jay snapped a couple of pics she got even more excited.

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As we where both catching our breath she asked Jay what he was going to do with those pictures. We told her that we would share them with our readers if she accepted. only condition was for us to send her some copies 🙂

Jay pretty stiff and horny by this point pulled his dick out and told me it was time for me to go suck his dick. As I got up she pushed me down pressing herself against me with her massive tits, kissed my lips and asked if she could take care of it. “sure but be warned hes an ass man.”

This is a code phrase me and Jay have, our understanding is that he can get blown or fuck a girls ass but not her pussy unless we know them better.  I took the camera and let jay have his turn.

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When we left she gave us our package and told us it was on her.

when we got back home and opened the bag, there was a note with her phone number.

I told Jay we should go shop there again sometimes… he agrees 🙂

 

Love Em.

PS: we did send her the pictures and she sent us a pic back of her using the dildo I “left” behind.

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Review: Bust it realistic cock

Ok so we havent done one of these for a very long time and with Jay away this week I guess it was the perfect time to trying this out with Kay.

So two birds with one stone 😉 Chris what was going to be a couple of pics turned into a full toy review so I hope you enjoy.

We will be doing a double review first off the Bust it squirting realistic cock

yea you can guess what it does 😉

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/bust-it-squirting-realistic-cock-in-white

Our second item is Splooge juice a cum like lubricant

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/splooge-juice-hybrid-glide-in-4oz-118ml

We picked this one up at our favorite online store Pinkcherry.ca a while back but never really took it out of the box.

Packaging & toy description

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Well the packaging was pretty ordinary. A box 🙂, but it did come with a storage pouch so that’s a plus. It lets you keep everything in one place the toy, pump and your favorite cum lubricant. It comes with a small bottle of Bust it nut butter but we ended up buying a bottle of Splooge juice (pretty much the same thing)

This toy is on par with most other realistic dildos from doc Johnson, textured veins and tapered head. It has a removable suction cup and will work with the vac-u-lock harness.

You should know that the Cum lubricant only comes in bottles of 4oz

Em’s review

So with Jay out of town this weekend we decided to try this thing out first off its nice and hefty its about 9″ long, 2″ wide and weighs about a pound. Its firm but still has some give so it feels good and realistic when its in you. They did a pretty decent job with the texture you can feel the ridge of the head and veins as it moves inside you.

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Em sucking on a strap-on

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Kay ripping nylons and licking pussy.

The suction cup does its job and can hold the weigh well. We both tried it solo at first and where slightly disappointed by the squirting. Ok for those that have no idea what I am talking about this dildo has a tube from tip to base that you attach to a hand pump, you can fill the had pump with a textured lubricant that mimics cum and when you press the pump it makes the dildo squirt.

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Lay Back and enjoy

So when we tried it solo we found the pressure and intensity kind of underwhelming. It was when we finally started playing with it strapped into the harness that this baby really made us smile. First off its probably the biggest toy I have that will fit in my harness. So when Kay tried to stuff it in my pussy she really needed to grab it by the base to control it.

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Is that good Em?

It was at that moment that she accidentally squeezed the pump and OMG I started seeing stars! Grabbing the base increased the pressure in the dildo and sent the cum flying. We actually tried it out in the bathroom to see the difference. When it was left alone it would only squirt 6 inches or so but once we grabbed the base hard it shot out about 3 feet.

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Look at that thing squirt!

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It`s all over the floor.

Overall we had fun but we went through 2 bottles of lube, it`s a fun novelty but gets expensive when you play around like we did, also a lot of cleaning up. 😉

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Don`t stop! fill me from behind.

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Shit that`s a lot of cum!

Kay’s comments

I enjoyed myself, making it squirt and having all that cum flying around was fun. The texture of it was ok but when it was on your skin it felt to slick and oily. When it shot up into my pussy, that was amazing it felt just like the real thing. That was by far the best part, my only down side was that we wasted a lot of it that ended up on the counter or the floor.

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Kay get`s her fill too.

Conclusion

Overall it`s a good quality dildo but the squirting gimmick will get boring fast. The lube feels good and is water based but unless using with squirting dildo or you have a thing for sloppy seconds, there is cheaper products out there.

positive:

  • ok price.
  • good quality product.
  • fits in harness.
  • good size.
  • squirting effect is fun at first.
  • good quality lube that feels like cum in your pussy.

Negative:

  • pump gets in the way when in harness.
  • wastes a lot of lube
  • Makes a mess, long clean up
  • lube is expensive
  • lube has unpleasant texture when left on skin.
  • squirting quickly loses its appeal.

Both me and Kay agree that it was great fun for an afternoon especially with the harness but in solo we would have moved to something else. On a side note if you have a cum fetish and can`t orgasm unless you feel some thick cum shoot into your pussy then by all means get this right now you will not be disappointed.

As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.

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kiss kiss !

Em and Kay

The Weekly Quickie returns #4

Yesterday I stopped by Jay’s office to show him my new push-up bra and outfit I bought while shopping.

Jay approved so much he fucked my mouth while I was kneeling on the floor so he could have the best view possible then bent me over his desk and cam a second time in my ass.

That was a 2 cumshot award what do you think?

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Swallowing his first load so he wouldn’t make a mess.

Love

Em

The Weekly quicky 3

So here I am hoping to have a relaxing evening, take a shower and read a book. Well I should know better by now 🙂 I was ambushed as I left the bathroom by a husband with a stiff cock looking for some release. He got it, and I was left to pick up the mess.

It’s ok he owes me now 🙂 what a waste I’m hungry now.

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This is what happens when I come out of the bathroom naked after taking a shower. Damn you Jay.