Review: Bust it realistic cock

Ok so we havent done one of these for a very long time and with Jay away this week I guess it was the perfect time to trying this out with Kay.

So two birds with one stone 😉 Chris what was going to be a couple of pics turned into a full toy review so I hope you enjoy.

We will be doing a double review first off the Bust it squirting realistic cock

yea you can guess what it does 😉

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/bust-it-squirting-realistic-cock-in-white

Our second item is Splooge juice a cum like lubricant

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/splooge-juice-hybrid-glide-in-4oz-118ml

We picked this one up at our favorite online store Pinkcherry.ca a while back but never really took it out of the box.

Packaging & toy description

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Well the packaging was pretty ordinary. A box 🙂, but it did come with a storage pouch so that’s a plus. It lets you keep everything in one place the toy, pump and your favorite cum lubricant. It comes with a small bottle of Bust it nut butter but we ended up buying a bottle of Splooge juice (pretty much the same thing)

This toy is on par with most other realistic dildos from doc Johnson, textured veins and tapered head. It has a removable suction cup and will work with the vac-u-lock harness.

You should know that the Cum lubricant only comes in bottles of 4oz

Em’s review

So with Jay out of town this weekend we decided to try this thing out first off its nice and hefty its about 9″ long, 2″ wide and weighs about a pound. Its firm but still has some give so it feels good and realistic when its in you. They did a pretty decent job with the texture you can feel the ridge of the head and veins as it moves inside you.

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Em sucking on a strap-on

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Kay ripping nylons and licking pussy.

The suction cup does its job and can hold the weigh well. We both tried it solo at first and where slightly disappointed by the squirting. Ok for those that have no idea what I am talking about this dildo has a tube from tip to base that you attach to a hand pump, you can fill the had pump with a textured lubricant that mimics cum and when you press the pump it makes the dildo squirt.

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Lay Back and enjoy

So when we tried it solo we found the pressure and intensity kind of underwhelming. It was when we finally started playing with it strapped into the harness that this baby really made us smile. First off its probably the biggest toy I have that will fit in my harness. So when Kay tried to stuff it in my pussy she really needed to grab it by the base to control it.

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Is that good Em?

It was at that moment that she accidentally squeezed the pump and OMG I started seeing stars! Grabbing the base increased the pressure in the dildo and sent the cum flying. We actually tried it out in the bathroom to see the difference. When it was left alone it would only squirt 6 inches or so but once we grabbed the base hard it shot out about 3 feet.

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Look at that thing squirt!

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It`s all over the floor.

Overall we had fun but we went through 2 bottles of lube, it`s a fun novelty but gets expensive when you play around like we did, also a lot of cleaning up. 😉

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Don`t stop! fill me from behind.

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Shit that`s a lot of cum!

Kay’s comments

I enjoyed myself, making it squirt and having all that cum flying around was fun. The texture of it was ok but when it was on your skin it felt to slick and oily. When it shot up into my pussy, that was amazing it felt just like the real thing. That was by far the best part, my only down side was that we wasted a lot of it that ended up on the counter or the floor.

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Kay get`s her fill too.

Conclusion

Overall it`s a good quality dildo but the squirting gimmick will get boring fast. The lube feels good and is water based but unless using with squirting dildo or you have a thing for sloppy seconds, there is cheaper products out there.

positive:

  • ok price.
  • good quality product.
  • fits in harness.
  • good size.
  • squirting effect is fun at first.
  • good quality lube that feels like cum in your pussy.

Negative:

  • pump gets in the way when in harness.
  • wastes a lot of lube
  • Makes a mess, long clean up
  • lube is expensive
  • lube has unpleasant texture when left on skin.
  • squirting quickly loses its appeal.

Both me and Kay agree that it was great fun for an afternoon especially with the harness but in solo we would have moved to something else. On a side note if you have a cum fetish and can`t orgasm unless you feel some thick cum shoot into your pussy then by all means get this right now you will not be disappointed.

As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.

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kiss kiss !

Em and Kay

The Halloween party Preface

Ok so I wanted to share with you the story of the party me and Jay went to yesterday while its still fresh in my mind (pretty sure I wont forget it anytime soon but still).

But before we get to that you will need a little context about my life, more than once me and Jay talked about sharing this with you all but never got around to it. So here it is, me exposing my deep dark secret:

About 17 years ago during my last year of High school (I was 18 at the time) I was invited to a party by a boy I had a crush on. This was before I met Yuki or Jay and I was still a virgin. I was also quite naive then and happy to go on a date, sneaked out of the house in the sexiest dress I had. I was so nervous that the first thing I did was run to the bar and get a drink. It was only after the third drink that I realized something was wrong, I was the only girl here, and besides the boy I came with  almost everyone else was older western boy’s from the International university nearby. This is when everything got fuzzy, before I passed out I heard some garbled English: rope… fun… jap whore… money… get lost…

So yes at the age of 18 I was drugged, tied up and gang raped by a bunch of strangers. I know it sounds bad, the truth is at the time I was too drugged and confused. I only remember waking up a couple of times that evening as they fucked me, but one moment from that night stayed with me:

I woke up to find myself gagging on some hot liquid in my mouth, swallowing hard I open my eyes to find someone standing there with his dick in my mouth. I can’t move, I’m tied up, someone under me squirms as I feel heat shoot up my ass, above me someone is pounding my pussy hard. I am so full of drugs that it doesn’t even hurt. I start screaming and shaking. I had my first orgasm. I woke up the next morning half naked and in pain.

It took me a while to recover from that event, but when I did, I found solace in the arms of Yuki. It took a good 2 years before I finally realized that all my kinky desires came from that one night.

Why did I share this with you? well when I told this to Jay a long time ago I admitted that I wish I had been awake for that night, nothing has given me the intensity of orgasm that I had that night. I have been close but I guess it’s always missed the element of danger, unknown and fear.

Wow that went on longer than I expected.

I think I will post this first and make a separate post for the party.

Em

Ok I feel bad for the long post here is a preview pic of my new hair do for the party, you have no idea how many trips to the stylist it took to get that color 😛

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