Ok so we havent done one of these for a very long time and with Jay away this week I guess it was the perfect time to trying this out with Kay.
So two birds with one stone 😉 Chris what was going to be a couple of pics turned into a full toy review so I hope you enjoy.
We will be doing a double review first off the Bust it squirting realistic cock
yea you can guess what it does 😉
Our second item is Splooge juice a cum like lubricant
We picked this one up at our favorite online store Pinkcherry.ca a while back but never really took it out of the box.
Packaging & toy description
Well the packaging was pretty ordinary. A box , but it did come with a storage pouch so that’s a plus. It lets you keep everything in one place the toy, pump and your favorite cum lubricant. It comes with a small bottle of Bust it nut butter but we ended up buying a bottle of Splooge juice (pretty much the same thing)
This toy is on par with most other realistic dildos from doc Johnson, textured veins and tapered head. It has a removable suction cup and will work with the vac-u-lock harness.
You should know that the Cum lubricant only comes in bottles of 4oz
So with Jay out of town this weekend we decided to try this thing out first off its nice and hefty its about 9″ long, 2″ wide and weighs about a pound. Its firm but still has some give so it feels good and realistic when its in you. They did a pretty decent job with the texture you can feel the ridge of the head and veins as it moves inside you.
The suction cup does its job and can hold the weigh well. We both tried it solo at first and where slightly disappointed by the squirting. Ok for those that have no idea what I am talking about this dildo has a tube from tip to base that you attach to a hand pump, you can fill the had pump with a textured lubricant that mimics cum and when you press the pump it makes the dildo squirt.
So when we tried it solo we found the pressure and intensity kind of underwhelming. It was when we finally started playing with it strapped into the harness that this baby really made us smile. First off its probably the biggest toy I have that will fit in my harness. So when Kay tried to stuff it in my pussy she really needed to grab it by the base to control it.
It was at that moment that she accidentally squeezed the pump and OMG I started seeing stars! Grabbing the base increased the pressure in the dildo and sent the cum flying. We actually tried it out in the bathroom to see the difference. When it was left alone it would only squirt 6 inches or so but once we grabbed the base hard it shot out about 3 feet.
Overall we had fun but we went through 2 bottles of lube, it`s a fun novelty but gets expensive when you play around like we did, also a lot of cleaning up. 😉
I enjoyed myself, making it squirt and having all that cum flying around was fun. The texture of it was ok but when it was on your skin it felt to slick and oily. When it shot up into my pussy, that was amazing it felt just like the real thing. That was by far the best part, my only down side was that we wasted a lot of it that ended up on the counter or the floor.
Overall it`s a good quality dildo but the squirting gimmick will get boring fast. The lube feels good and is water based but unless using with squirting dildo or you have a thing for sloppy seconds, there is cheaper products out there.
- ok price.
- good quality product.
- fits in harness.
- good size.
- squirting effect is fun at first.
- good quality lube that feels like cum in your pussy.
- pump gets in the way when in harness.
- wastes a lot of lube
- Makes a mess, long clean up
- lube is expensive
- lube has unpleasant texture when left on skin.
- squirting quickly loses its appeal.
Both me and Kay agree that it was great fun for an afternoon especially with the harness but in solo we would have moved to something else. On a side note if you have a cum fetish and can`t orgasm unless you feel some thick cum shoot into your pussy then by all means get this right now you will not be disappointed.
As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.
Em and Kay