The Invite

Ok so Kay has been bugging us about posting this and we said we would finish it and post it when she did hers. So I guess here it is 🙂

You remember the girl with the pink hair we met a while back at the sex shop? yea her, so Em got a call from her and a strange invitation. She told Em she wanted to see us again and that we should meet her that Saturday night, the invitation was followed by a time and address.

Having nothing better to do, and to be honest both me and Em wanted to see her again, we accepted and where at the address that weekend. Ok not exactly what we expected but we knew right away this would be interesting. The place was a strip club and the parking was packed.

We walked in to loud thumping music and two naked women making out on the stage, not the soft stuff but they where going at it hard, just as we sat down at a table not too far from the stage the girl on the floor climaxed and squirted all over the stage. When she finally lifted herself up we recognized her immediately it was our tattooed friend from the sex shop. She winked at us as she toweled herself off and left the stage.

We ordered some drinks as the next show started, a small asian girl started playing with herself as Em perked up (she loves watching other asian girls get going, she likes to compare herself to them) two big black men walked up on stage dressed like bouncers, they started telling her to leave. At this point she was loudly begging them not to throw her out that she would do anything as they started to drag her naked body off the stage.

Em was enjoying herself at this point as the crowd cheered for the girl, Em got up and yelled at them saying the girl was probably willing to fuck them both, and if she wasn’t that she would get up there and do it herself.

That got one hell of a reaction from the crowd, Em had just derailed the show big time, and I was sure we where about to get thrown out. The guys both dropped their pants and the Asian girl fainted shock as the 2 huge black dicks poked at her face. The guy closest to us came off the stage and to our table, Em was still standing there, he grabbed her and swirled his big dick in her direction, slapping her thighs and belly with its big head…

oh ho, here we go is the only thing I could think off.

The girl on the stage was sucking the other dick by now, playing innocent and pretending to choke on its massive size. But at this point the show was at our table. Em had bent herself on the table and had him rubbing his cock head against her tight skirt poking her ass. Em was loving this 🙂 we all know how she craves attention.

It wasn’t long before she was dragging the other guy back up on stage by the cock. At this point someone wrapped their arms around my neck and a felt a pair of breasts press against the back of my head.

“Well she seems to be having fun with Miko up there” Em was sitting on a chair in the middle of the stage directing the actions of the two black guys that where now fucking Miko. I turned around to get a face full of tattooed tits, which I promptly sucked in greeting. (hey I wont pass up the chance) She quickly came over and sat on my lap.

Another wave of cheering from the crowd made me look up to the stage to find Em leg’s wide and holding Miko’s head as she was eating her pussy. Not long after the show ended in a climax when both guys shot sprays of cum all over Miko’s face. Em bent down kissing her deeply, licking her cum covered lips as she walked back to our booth with hoots and applause from the crowd.

“Having fun dear?” I asked Em

“Ohh yes! hey do you hire those two guys out for private parties?” she said to our friend laughing.

“ahah, I will ask them but for now if your done having fun I have you guys set up for a private dance in the back”

We followed her back stage into a small room with a mini stage and pole right in front of a small sofa.

As I was clearly the recipient of “this” show Em took out her phone and snapped some pictures.

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And things got quickly out of hand after that.

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This was probably the best time we had at a strip club in a long time. also Em wanted me to make sure I told you that as we where leaving later that evening. The club owner stopped by our table, he slid a folded note to Em, It was a phone number and signed Miko. Then he offered Em a job (yes he was serious, we really tried not to laugh) Basically he hadn’t seen the crowd so lively in a long time and if she would want to set up some shows every once in a while to call him. With a crowd that excited she could clear a couple of thousand a night.

She promptly kicked me under the table when I asked if it would be cash 😛

As he left the table he told us that the evening was on him and to order another round.

Lets just say it was pretty late by the time we left the place. On our way out the bouncer at the door called back to Em handing her a piece of paper. She smiled as we headed for the car.

“What was on the note?” I asked her

“Just an answer to a question I had this evening” she smirked.

Jay

The Weekly Quicky 4

Been a while since I posted something in the Quicky section so here is a small SMS conversation I had with Kay a couple of months back when she was making her boyfriend wait while she was getting ready to go out 🙂

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Yep I was not going to let a black cock go to waste while she spent a hour getting ready.

 

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Yep I gave her 10 min before getting him out of his pants, I didn’t hear him complain once 😉 but he did make a mess of my hair.

 

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Yep while I was sucking his big black dick, Jay was downstairs fucking her tits I guess we both got Cum for our trouble 😉

 

Love Em.

Review: Bust it realistic cock

Ok so we havent done one of these for a very long time and with Jay away this week I guess it was the perfect time to trying this out with Kay.

So two birds with one stone 😉 Chris what was going to be a couple of pics turned into a full toy review so I hope you enjoy.

We will be doing a double review first off the Bust it squirting realistic cock

yea you can guess what it does 😉

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/bust-it-squirting-realistic-cock-in-white

Our second item is Splooge juice a cum like lubricant

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/splooge-juice-hybrid-glide-in-4oz-118ml

We picked this one up at our favorite online store Pinkcherry.ca a while back but never really took it out of the box.

Packaging & toy description

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Well the packaging was pretty ordinary. A box 🙂, but it did come with a storage pouch so that’s a plus. It lets you keep everything in one place the toy, pump and your favorite cum lubricant. It comes with a small bottle of Bust it nut butter but we ended up buying a bottle of Splooge juice (pretty much the same thing)

This toy is on par with most other realistic dildos from doc Johnson, textured veins and tapered head. It has a removable suction cup and will work with the vac-u-lock harness.

You should know that the Cum lubricant only comes in bottles of 4oz

Em’s review

So with Jay out of town this weekend we decided to try this thing out first off its nice and hefty its about 9″ long, 2″ wide and weighs about a pound. Its firm but still has some give so it feels good and realistic when its in you. They did a pretty decent job with the texture you can feel the ridge of the head and veins as it moves inside you.

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Em sucking on a strap-on

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Kay ripping nylons and licking pussy.

The suction cup does its job and can hold the weigh well. We both tried it solo at first and where slightly disappointed by the squirting. Ok for those that have no idea what I am talking about this dildo has a tube from tip to base that you attach to a hand pump, you can fill the had pump with a textured lubricant that mimics cum and when you press the pump it makes the dildo squirt.

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Lay Back and enjoy

So when we tried it solo we found the pressure and intensity kind of underwhelming. It was when we finally started playing with it strapped into the harness that this baby really made us smile. First off its probably the biggest toy I have that will fit in my harness. So when Kay tried to stuff it in my pussy she really needed to grab it by the base to control it.

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Is that good Em?

It was at that moment that she accidentally squeezed the pump and OMG I started seeing stars! Grabbing the base increased the pressure in the dildo and sent the cum flying. We actually tried it out in the bathroom to see the difference. When it was left alone it would only squirt 6 inches or so but once we grabbed the base hard it shot out about 3 feet.

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Look at that thing squirt!

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It`s all over the floor.

Overall we had fun but we went through 2 bottles of lube, it`s a fun novelty but gets expensive when you play around like we did, also a lot of cleaning up. 😉

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Don`t stop! fill me from behind.

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Shit that`s a lot of cum!

Kay’s comments

I enjoyed myself, making it squirt and having all that cum flying around was fun. The texture of it was ok but when it was on your skin it felt to slick and oily. When it shot up into my pussy, that was amazing it felt just like the real thing. That was by far the best part, my only down side was that we wasted a lot of it that ended up on the counter or the floor.

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Kay get`s her fill too.

Conclusion

Overall it`s a good quality dildo but the squirting gimmick will get boring fast. The lube feels good and is water based but unless using with squirting dildo or you have a thing for sloppy seconds, there is cheaper products out there.

positive:

  • ok price.
  • good quality product.
  • fits in harness.
  • good size.
  • squirting effect is fun at first.
  • good quality lube that feels like cum in your pussy.

Negative:

  • pump gets in the way when in harness.
  • wastes a lot of lube
  • Makes a mess, long clean up
  • lube is expensive
  • lube has unpleasant texture when left on skin.
  • squirting quickly loses its appeal.

Both me and Kay agree that it was great fun for an afternoon especially with the harness but in solo we would have moved to something else. On a side note if you have a cum fetish and can`t orgasm unless you feel some thick cum shoot into your pussy then by all means get this right now you will not be disappointed.

As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.

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kiss kiss !

Em and Kay

Request: Dav (More cum on tits)

So Dav requested another pic of my tits covered in cum.

Well you’re in luck because Jay on his return from Korea was more than happy to help.

Jay figured I still owed him for that whole photographer thing and he first torture he decided to put me through was to strip me naked and leave me on the living room floor holding a tray. He was in a bossy mood and I kind of liked it. 🙂 He told me to shut up and not move or he would tie me up on a chair. (ok now I’m curious, I had told Jay once I always wanted to try being tied up but it never was his thing. for him to bring it up got me nice and moist.)

But wanting to be the good wife I stayed quiet, he loaded up some of our porn collection on the TV and left the room. He made it clear I was not to move or touch myself. Bastard!

15 min later he came back to find me sitting in a puddle of my own juices. He pulled his dick out and stuck it down my throat. He quickly came and filled my mouth. ” NO swallowing, NO spitting…” ah crap.

He sits on the sofa and I can hear him slowly jerking his cock hard again, load after load he would come over and shooting into my mouth until it started to pour out onto my tits and down on the tray. I must have stayed there on the floor for over 1hr. He must have blew 10 or 12 loads of cum by the time he finally came back and took this picture. He then finally made me swallow and lick every last drop off the pan.

I was aching all over but damn had I missed his cum.

10 loads of cum for Em

10 loads of cum for Em

Enjoy Dav!

 

Em

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Status

 

Your challenge if you chose to accept it 😛 is to create a caption to this image. The best caption wins and will get a free request pic of their choice. The pic will of course be posted here for all to enjoy.

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When I get 10 caption submissions in the comments I will also post the story of what happened here. 😛

You will enjoy it i promise.