Trials of the School girl Part 1

Hi everyone, I’m sorry I took so long to get this typed up but I am sure you it will be worth the wait. 🙂

Last time I posted we talked about the girl that was chasing my BF around on campus and how I told her that she would be tested to see if she deserved getting fucked by my BF’s big black dick.

So, last time I had told her she should only wear short skirts and no panties from that point on in case I have my BF the go ahead to do her good, she was very willing and left her panties behind on their first encounter.

That evening she sent me some pic’s with toys exactly as I had told her too. OK this was going to be fun 🙂

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If that’s the best she can do … I have a lot of work ahead of me. So I sent her a message back and told her she needs to get some bigger toys if she expects to be able to satisfy my BF! This is how it should be done.

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I followed up with this simple message “girl I don’t think you have what it takes… sorry”

Let’s see if she takes the bait 🙂

Two days later I received this:

” Please give me a second chance, I won’t disappoint you again, I got a new toy and I have been working really hard to take it all in, I have been practicing every morning and night while looking at the pictures of when I sucked his big dick. ”

So she has been spending that last two nights sticking a toy in her cunt while looking at my BF’s dick she might have promise after all.

“Would you like some pic’s of him fucking my pussy and ass to help you see what you are missing? show me what your progress is and if I am happy with it, I will send you some.”

Wow that was quick!

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“I hope these will show you that I really want those pic’s, I will work twice as hard to fit it all in when I get them.”

Well I have to say I give her A for effort so I sent her these of me Jay and my BF:

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“Ok I can see your trying but twice a day isn’t enough so from now on keep that thing in your backpack at school and practice on your lunch break in the toilet. If you improve quickly enough you might get to visit my BF’s office and show him your skills”

The only answer i got was “Oh yes please I’ll do anything.”

I think I need to meet this one…

End of part 1

 

The Tennent

Hi everyone, sorry for the delay in posting this but Valentines day was more distracting than we expected :). For people that haven’t been following what has been going on in the last month or so we will do a quick recap but if you want to get the full story please go take a look at these posts (and comments)

Room and Board

Room and Board part 2

Pre-Valentine Interlude (or if you want Boarder update)

Things are taking a turn…

Ok now lets get started, first off Jay and I will be taking turns writhing this because we where not both there during the entire story. So at the start of each paragraph we will put the name of the person writing so its easier to follow.

 

Intro (Jay)

A couple of months back Em decided we should rent out our basement apartment to a student, its not the first time and we could use the extra money. For those that follow us you know that our previous student boarder was Sarah. Em did all the hard work, posted the add, did the interviews and picked our new house guest. The first time I finally met her was the week before she was to move in when she came to finalize the lease. Early 20’s, slim but with nice curves, she was wearing heels and a pair of tight jeans that showed off her ass and a fitted sweater that made her nice tits stand out.

Right away the quips started when Em say me inspecting her.

Em: “Behave this is not Sarah, Contrary to what you think not all Uni girls are oversexed bisexual’s.”

Me: ” I guess you, Yuki and Sarah where exceptions then? I bet you she finds your toy box in less than 2 weeks.”

Em:” she know the house rules no poking around upstairs, I’ll take that bet.”

The first week was pretty quiet and we didn’t see much of our new guest. After a week of trying to be careful  about making Em scream to loudly when having sex I have to say I was getting pretty horny and needed to give Em a good trashing. If she couldn’t stand the sound of Em begging me to fuck her ass harder with my big cock, it would be a long 3 months for her.When she came up for breakfast the next morning it was clear on her face that she had heard us. Good!

One morning that week when she only had afternoon class I decided to stop by before lunch and look in on how things where going (yes i was hoping to win the bet). As I made my way upstairs I could hear some noise, got ya! Em’s toy box was open on our bed and I could hear moaning coming from the den.

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Sent it to Em by text message… ” I win, she found your toy’s, Oh and I don’t think she is a natural blonde :)”

When i posted this story on our blog I added the comment : “Personally I think she needs to shave that cunt clean, it doesn’t do those wet lips justice. ” This would bite me in the ass later.

Over the next few days we would discover that toys would disappear from the box and show up a day or 2 later. One night Em went looking for the favorite big dildo (the beast) and eventually made her way down to the basement and bravely poked her head into our guests room. Finding her on the bathroom floor trying to ride the beast.

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She seemed to be having a hard time and not getting passed the head.

The next day the beast was back in the box and Em had the house to herself so she decided to have some fun and watch her favorite porn while taking on the beast.

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She quickly lost track of time as she worked herself up to the big black dildo. After finally getting it in her cunt, it didn’t take long for her to start cumming and screaming as the pressure built in her pussy. She quickly started to squirt all over the living room floor and table.

This is when Em realized that she was not alone and saw our guest white knuckles holding on the door frame and starring at her a wet spot growing on the crotch of her yoga pants. Em handed her a glass dildo, and told her to borrow her laptop if she wanted to watch anything. ” You look like you need to release some tension too. ” Kissing her cheek she went to clean herself up, later when she came back down they both sat in the kitchen and had a long chat, our guest told Em that she found pics of us fucking on the laptop. The conversation quickly moved to our sex life and how it might get noisy this weekend with Valentines day coming up.

Em later commented when she got the dildo back, she gave it a lick and she tastes sweet.

The next morning I found my Cell on the kitchen table, I don’t usually leave it there, when I opened it the Camera was still running. Strange. So I flipped to the last pictures taken and this is what i found.

There was a post-it on the table next to my phone and it read:

” I know about your website, don’t tell Em and post these. I hope you like my shaved cunt better. Too bad you can’t taste it I head I am sweet, well I gave my fingers a lick and Em is right.”

Chapter 1: Saturday 13th (Em)

It was a quiet afternoon just before Valentines day, Jay was gone to work and would not be back until supper. I was browsing our Blog because we had been getting an influx of new people since we started posting about our Blonde border. Especially a girl calling herself KP, she had posted a lot of comments in the last couple of days, they ranged from excited and suggestive on some of our older posts to downright aggressive and defensive when when it came to our recent stuff.  Finally everything made sense when I say Jay’s post. KP was our boarder and she must have found our site open on my laptop the other day. This is where she found our pictures.

Without realizing it as I looked at her pictures my hand had slipped down to my cunt and was stroking my wet slit. I started writing a comment, knowing she was probably downstairs reading it.

“I want to run downstairs and wrap my arms around you, suck your wonderfully round tits, bury my face between your legs and lick every last drop of juice pouring out of your shaved pussy.

I want you to slide my fingers through your blonde hair and press your lips against my cunt as squirt my juices down your neck and tits. Then bring you upstairs so we can take a long bath in our double tub and spend the rest of the afternoon naked on my bed.

fuck just writing this i’m dripping wet and rubbing myself.

Em”

Minutes later the reply came:

“I guess I was a little to obvious. My god Em that is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to me, and the fact that it’s here for everyone to see.

Yes! Fuck Yes… Come down now my cunt is soaking wet.Il keep it distracted with my fingers but god I fucking want you to eat me!

What is wrong with me I see one woman squirting and all I can think about is how I had wished my face had been buried between your legs.

Just fucking get here before I change my idiot mind.

Kay”

I grabbed the first toy from the box and made my way downstairs, leaving a trail of clothing behind me. By the time I reached her door and pushed it open I was naked and dripping.  She was laying on the bed, her big round tits arching to the ceiling as she figured herself. I sat on the bed and pulled her dripping fingers out of her cunt and licked them clean. Definitely sweet. I moved her hand to my own dripping pussy as I kissed her neck. As my lips moved from her breast to her neck and eventually to her lips, she begged me to lick her cunt. I let her beg a little more then made my way down to her spread pussy. As I slid my tongue into her open cunt it was like an electric shock went through her body. She started to cum and liquid poured into my mouth I quickly buried my face between her legs and sucked hard. She screamed and grabbed my head as she came hard.

The next half hour was mostly a blur as we explored each other. At some point while we where catching our breath I asked her if she would like to take some pictures for Jay it would be a nice Vday gift for him to get off on.

Here are some of the better ones:

Eventually we made our way up to my room and talked as we enjoyed a long bath together.

I could see she wanted to say something but was too shy to say it. So I started talking about my relationship with Jay, our sex life, how we both enjoy watching the other as they fuck other people. She started to open up and asked me what it had been like to have sex with multiple guys. She also wanted to know why we put our sex life on display for strangers to see. I told her how we started and how it really got us excited to know people where avidly watching us and probably jerking off.

As we finished playing in the tub and toweled ourselves off, it finally came out. Kay asked me “So what are you planning for Valentines day?”

Em:” I’m not sure yet, probably some hot dress, something to Jay can tie me up with and a lot of his cock in my ass. He has been holding back since your arrived, so that I wouldn’t scream to loudly.”

Kay: ” None has ever fucked my ass before, It must hurt. … do you think… well… would it be… can I … you know… watch?”

I started to laugh… ” If you want to .. .sure… but I warn you, no one ever just watches, every time they end up joining in. ”

Kay looks at me for a bit: ” Fine screw it I want in. but… promise me Jay wont fuck my ass, I don’t think I am ready for that.”

I smile at her as I bring her to our bedroom ” I think we can keep him distracted enough, now lets plan the next 48 hrs”

Chapter 2: That Evening (Jay)

It had been a long day at work, I had no idea what had been going on at home in my absence with the two conspiring sluts in my bedroom.  When I got home Em greeted me at the door wearing an amazing black mini, high heels and probably nothing much else. I asked her :”Are we going anywhere?”

Em: ” Nope, but we are alone and I figured I would give you a head start on tomorrow.”

She turns around and gets something off the floor, her dress rides up giving me a perfect view of her garter belt and the butt plug between her exposed ass cheeks. I slide my finger down her crack and slide it into her already wet pussy. She straightens up and pushes away.

Em: ” Not yet dear but soon. Go sit in the kitchen.”

As we make our way to the kitchen, she takes off my jacket and starts to untie my pants. Now here I am standing in the kitchen with my pants around my ankles my shirt half undone. Em pushes me on the chair and sits in my lap, I can feel her wet pussy as she grinds it on my quickly growing dick. More than once she pushes my hands away as I try to grab her. Finally she gets up and ties my hands to the back of the chair, but instead of coming back to sit in my lap she sits on the table 3 feet away and starts playing with herself. After a minute or so I tell her to get her tight ass back here so I can fuck her good, I can’t stand watching any longer.

Finally she gets up and sits on my dick again her sloppy pussy opens up like a flower and just swallows me straight to the base, but still she doesn’t start to ride me. Now i’m getting mad as she starts to undo my tie.

Jay: ” Bitch, stop being a tease and fuck me like you mean it or you will get a rough time when I get loose.” This is when the slut gets off me and starts to blindfold me with my tie.

This is where I start cursing at her in Japanese (I don’t know much but I use it very effectively), that usually means i’m not messing around and she should start being a good slave. ” Bitch! come here and satisfy me or you will be punished like the sex slave you are.”

Normally one of two things happen when I say this. She either starts to blow my dick hard until I shoot a load down her throat or she sits her ass on my dick until I fill her up with cum. Damn slut is being rebellious today, I’m tied to a chair, blindfolded and I can hear her moving around nearby giggling.

Finally I say as I feel her hair fall against my lap, wet tentative lips wrap themselves around my cock head as she starts sucking my dick. I curse at her for tying my hands and tell her to go deeper, as I try to thrust up into her mouth. I hear her gag slightly and pull away as I must have caught her by surprise, but she gets it back in more eager than before.

Chapter 3 The swap (KP)

Okay, so you might have guessed already Em was not the one doing the sucking 🙂 The plan was to have her get him hot and ready then tie him to the chair, blindfolded and stripped down so I could come in and give him a good blowjob. Em was beside me coaching me as she watched and fingered herself. Em might have done her job a little to well as he was very eager when I started to suck his dick (which is pretty thick) and kept thrusting up into my throat making me gag. Not wanting to blow the plan (Yes i went there) I quickly got a hang of when he would thrust and adjusted to it. It wasn’t long after that he started saying something in Japaneses (Em whispered to me that he was about to blow his load) I started sucking harder and as I felt him cum I grabbed the base of his dick, squeezed as I tickled his cock head with my tongue. Hot cum started to splash on my face.

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This is when Em taking a quick snapshot took off his blindfold. Tadam! surprise. Oh I think he was surprised as he stared confused at me licking cum off his shaft. I wrapped my lips around his head and sucked hard to pull any cum left inside. It was his turn to surprise me as I felt his dick jerk hard in my mouth and another hot jet of cum hit the back of my throat, I swallowed hard to avoid choking as I felt it slowly make its way down my throat. I had never swallowed before, I might just get use to this.

I ask Em as she licks the cum off my face, ” can you untie him now I would like him to return the favor.”

Before I knew it I was on the floor stripped bare and Jay was giving my pussy the best workout ever.

After such an amazing session on the floor I asked him if I could have another load of his warm cum. Em smiled clearly approving of my desire to suck her husbands dick again. Jay grabbed me by the hair and pushed me against the back wall and started to pump his cock into my mouth. His dick was boiling hot and I don’t know if its even possible but it felt even larger than before , as he thrust deeper with every stroke, pressing me against the wall and my hair in his fist. Em besides me telling me to relax as she fingered my pussy, telling me when to breath and when to swallow.

I could hear Jay saying how eating my cunt had made him horny and how he wanted to fuck me. Before I realized it i could feel his balls slapping against my chin, a quick moment of panic as I felt his bulging cock head pushed all the way down my throat. A second later the panic was gone, i was not gagging and I was cumming against Em’s fingers. I must have contracted my throat and mouth around his dick when I cam because I instantly felt Jay’s balls tighten against my face, he tried to pull away, I could feel the cum rise up his shaft with my tongue. I grabbed his ass and held him there, I wanted his cum so badly. Then I felt it, the fist hot squirt of sweet cum, and then another, and more, fuck there is a lot, I started to swallow but I wasn’t fast enough, another squirt, it started to fill my mouth, shit my mouth is full of his cock already, the pressure is too much and it starts to leak out the side of my mouth.

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After that we all needed a break and when upstairs to clean up.

Chapter 3 The end (Em)

Ok I know this has been a long post so we will try to finish this up with some pictures of a day and a half of sex and fun that we just started to recover from.

Love Em, Jay and Kay

Pre-Valentine Interlude (or if you want Boarder update)

So today I had the afternoon off and got home early, no one was around since our boarder was at University and Jay works till 6pm. I took a long warm bath to relax and decided to peak into my toy chest to see if she returned my Beast this morning after we left.

Yep its back, so I decided to have some fun considering I didn’t get to play with it last night. So I wrap myself in a towel and grab the Beast, a couple of other toys, my bottle of lube and make my way down to the living room. Once all set up I opened up the TV and put on my favorite porn.

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After about 1hr I had cum twice and squirted once, and finally reached the point where I was loose enough to take on the Beast. This bad boy doesn’t need much to turn my insides to jello and I could feel myself about to squirt again in time with the end of the scene. The girl had just collapsed on the floor shaking form the massive orgasm as cum leaked out of her mouth, pussy and ass.The 6 guys with big black dicks where jerking around her covering her with cum.

I start to scream with pleasure as I ram the Beast into my pussy as much as i can feeling the pressure build. I pull it out as I cum and squirt all over the floor and living room table.

This is when I hear a gasp come from the hallway, Shit I dident hear the door open, I look up and see our boarder standing there one hand grasping the door frame with white knuckles, her eyes bulging and fixed on the floor in front of me where the Beast is in a pool of my juices and her other hand is covering her mouth, fingers glistening.

I finally see the growing wet spot at the front of her yoga pants, the little slut had been watching for a while. Without thinking I start stroking my pussy softly as it calms down. The movement or the fact that the scene had ended and she pulled her eyes away from the Beast to realize I was looking at her. She blushed like a 16 year old seeing her first cock, and was about to bolt when I said.

“It’s ok sit down, I’m not a prude, shy or ashamed. I was just releasing some tension. ”

I get up and towel off my legs, she is still standing there staring at my naked body. I grab my Icicle and come up to her, and put it in her hands with a tube of lube.

“You look like you need to release some tension too, take this one its my favorite, once your done you can bring it back up. I should be finished cleaning up here and we can have a chat. Oh if you need to grab my laptop in the kitchen on your way down there is some good videos on there too.”

I couldn’t resist and kissed her cheek as i grabbed my stuff and went upstairs.

15 min later when I came back down she had left the living room and my laptop was no longer in the kitchen.

And before someone asks, yes she did return my Icicle and laptop about 30min later. We talked for a while as she told me she found some pictures of me and Jay fucking on my laptop and asked me about the Beast and how I could fit that thing. We had a good laugh and talked about Jay and our relationship. She gasped when I told her I was bisexual and asked her if she had been with a woman before. This went on for about an hour until Jay got home.

Let’s just say she has been warned that things might get noisy this weekend and that if she needed to borrow anything to let me know. 🙂

Happy valentines day

Love

Em

PS: I gave the Icicle a lick when I brought it back up, and she tastes sweet 🙂

Room and Board part 2

So here is a quick update on what has happened this week with our new boarder. The evening after Jay saw her playing with some of my toys, I decided to go through my box and see if she had borrowed anything else. Mostly i wanted an excuse to take out my big black dildo for some fun in the tub.

To my disappointment (and Jay’s), it was nowhere to be found. I guess she was curious, lets be honest that beast is like 17in long and as thick as my arm. So I ended up taking another toy with me. Since Jay was all set up and wanting to take pictures of my playtime with the beast, here is one of the tease shots we did while I had a toy stuck up my ass.

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Ok it’s not the beast but I promise we will get some pics of it when I get it back 🙂

After my bath I decided to stop downstairs and see if our boarder needed anything, and if I could spot my beast lying around. Gentle knock at the door, no answer, so I poked my head in and no one was in the main room.

Quick look around but I couldn’t see my toy, the only light was from the bathroom door.

That’s when I heard her, “Fuck….ohhh…ouch… how the hell… maybe… no… awww yesss… it doesn’t fit… too big…” just snippets of her talking to her self between curses and moans.

There’s my toy 😛 I didn’t want to risk peaking in so I slid my phone into the opening and snapped a pic before leaving quickly. When I got back upstairs I checked the pic with Jay.

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I figure she got the head past her pussy lips but not much farther, impressive even if its an amateur mistake she can’t just stuff that think in you need to warm up first. Still she has guts I will give her that 🙂 Maybe I will get a chance to teach her. Either way she has a nice ass.

Em

Room and Board

I know I don’t post here often, I usually let Em do all the talking (ok typing). But this time she wanted me to do it.

So this all started about 2 months ago when Em decided she wanted to rent out the basement to get some extra money. It’s got a small living space with a bathroom, so its perfect for a student and they have access to our kitchen and can share our meals if they wanted. We did this before at our old place and had good turnout, so Em put an add at the local University:

Room and Board 15min walk away, Furnished basement rental includes private bathroom and living space. Internet, TV, Meals, inc. Looking for female student only. 

Em did all the interviews, I never get involved with this usually. After 2 or 3 inquiries Em tells me she found someone and would be moving in next month. I saw her only once before the move, early 20’s and as a guy I mostly noticed her body, slim but well rounded in the right places. Se wore heels and a pair of tight jeans and a fitted sweater accentuating her firm tits.

How long is she staying? i asked Em, “3 months, while she finds a new apartment.”

Em gives me that look… and says ” now behave this is not Sarah”

“contrary to what you think not all university girls are oversexed bisexual’s in need of fun.” she continues.

” I guess you, Yuki and Sarah where the exception? I guess I have have to be careful not to make you scream to loudly for the next 3 months.”

As she moved in I tell Em, ” I give her 2 weeks before she finds your toy box. 🙂 ”

“Nope she wont, its well hidden upstairs and she was told the rules, no boys, no parties, no going upstairs.”

“You should know by now, 2 weeks.”

For the first week it’s was fairly quiet we saw her in the morning for breakfast and then for supper or during the evening maybe 3 times. She had a lot of work at school to do and sometimes only grabbed a plate of leftovers that she bought down to her room while she studied. The first weekend we stayed at home and she spent some more time with use, we got to know her a little more. That night I have to admit I was pretty horny and gave Em a good trashing, deep down I hopped the noise would carry to the basement. If she couldn’t stand the sound of Em begging me to fuck her ass harder with my big cock, it would be a long 3 months for her.

The next morning I had my answer, she could not look at me directly and I caught her starring at Em’s ass when she was looking in the fridge. She had clearly heard us. She told us her classes started at 1 today and would be home all morning. Unfortunately Em needed to go into town and I dropped her off on my way to work. She told us not to worry and she would lock everything up before leaving.

Here we go I thought her first day alone in the house second week 🙂 would she go up and see where all the fun happened the night before, or go down and study.

I left my lunch in the fridge and dropped Em off in town, got to work and waited about 1hr before heading back home to get the lunch I had “forgotten” in the fridge. When I arrived i half expected her to be studying at the kitchen table. Nope not there.

Went downstairs and knocked on her door, no answer, I couldn’t resist so I took a peek, Nope she wasn’t here either. As I made my way upstairs I could hear some noise, got ya!, I peek into our room and i see this:

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Sent it to Em by text message… ” I win, she found your toy’s”

Em’s big black dildo was on the bed, she had taken it out but probably found it too intimidating. I followed the sounds of moaning to our Den, and there was our student, wearing only a pair of nylon stockings and riding a dildo on our side table.

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Took this pic form the door frame and messaged it to Em, “Bonus points, she likes your toys and I think she might not be a natural blond.”

I didn’t want to get caught so I left before getting a chance to see if she enjoyed that dildo or not. I think she did. 🙂 I think the next 2 1/2 months won’t be so bad.

Personally I think she needs to shave that cunt clean, it doesn’t do those wet lips justice.

Jay

The Monster

First off we are really sorry for not posting a new review for so long we have been very busy in the last couple of month but we are back on track and will be posting some new reviews in the coming weeks.

so The MONSTER!

This might need a little explanation before we start. For the people that have been following us you know we have a small group of readers that are good friends and even sometimes join us to test new toys (yes we are talking about you Sarah). After our valentines day reviews and diary we started to talk with another couple here Julie and Paul, they where very interested in meeting us and Em made a joke about wanted a big black cock ( Paul’s specifically) for a couple of weeks after this conversation it became a running joke and I promised Em that we would meet them for her birthday and have some of Paul’s well endowed buddies come along. Since Em’s birthday is only in August I decided to play a little joke on her and buy her a new toy to test.

this was it: Meet the Doc Johnson

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At 14″ long and 3″ wide it would make anyone feel inadequate :). Julie told us that Em would need to prepare for Paul and if figured this would do it. (seriously I i figured we would just have a good laugh and put it in our collection as a curiosity)

Doc Johnson: Realistic Bam Cock

Specifications

 

  • Length – 14 1/2″
  • Insertable length – 10″
  • Girth – 8 1/4″ around
  • Width – 3″
  • Material – SilAgel enhanced UR5 rubber
  • Special features – Extra large, suction base, travel bag and autographed photo included
  • Color – Black flesh

This specific model was bought at PinkCherry.ca online store.

The packaging was very ordinary but it came with a Travel bag and is equipped with a suction cup.

When I told Paul what I had picked up he told me to put these pictures with it so Em would know what she was getting into.

(posted with Julie and Paul’s approval)

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So I packed all 3 items in a nice “big” box with a bow and set it on the bed for her to find when she got back from work.

I was expecting a angry/funny Txt message by 5pm since Em always gets home 2 hrs before I do. But nothing, no word, when I finally arrived at home after 7 I discovered why.

What I had given her as a joke was taken as a challenge! I snapped this pic with my phone when i got home because i couldn’t believe it.

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All I can say is that it was a sight to behold :), now I will let Em tell you what she thought of this big monster.

Em’s Review

Ok so YES this thing is massive, but if your warmed up enough wow does it feel good. First off this thing is damn intimidating and definitely not for the novice. It took me a good 45 min with a lot of lube to get worked up enough to fit just the head. At most i was able to fit about half the length so about 6-7 inches. By the time I had reached that point it was too much for me.

It took me about 3 days to recover after that first time. But now I have used it maybe 3-4 times and it’s easier to manage. Still cant get it any deeper but once I get the head inside me It just slides all the way in and I cum soon after.

Its one hell of a toy that all I can say, I would never have bought this myself just because it looks soooo massive! but every once in a while if I want a big thrill I will grab it with both hands and stick it on the floor.

The suction cup, is pretty sturdy and will hold on to most surfaces, Tub, hardwood floor, etc. i did have a hard time getting it to stick on my bedroom wall but that might just be me. For me it was hard to use it in the tub just because its so big and I couldn’t find a comfortable position for it. Bedroom floor was the best, because I could hang on to the bed while riding it.

I have to say thanks to Julie and Paul for the pics they shared with us that really got me going that first night. I think I’m ready for you, just don’t even think about inserting that monster in my ass, no way its going to fit 🙂 I will leave that to Julie. That is impressive BTW. 😉

Conclusion

Overall its fun toy, not something for the everyday session. More of a novelty than anything else, I would still prefer a glass dildo or more normal sized vibrator.

positive:

  • Solid Suction cup.
  • Nice texture.
  • Not too expensive
  • Perfect if you like them big.

Negative:

  • Its really big and intimidating.
  • Can’t use the full length.
  • Takes a lot of lubrication.
  • Very large surface to clean.

Thanks everyone.

PS:

I have to say that when I found her I was stiff like a board before I took the first pic so by the time she pulled that big dripping monster out I was ready to blow and half way into her mouth. This is what she looked like when i was done with Em. – Jay

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Review Icicles No 5 (Update)

Introduction

Hi everyone, welcome to our first review since we moved to this site I hope you will

enjoy it because I definitely enjoyed making it. So for the new people that are joining us in the new year we will give you a little background on who we are and what we do.

My name is Em, i’m a stay at home Asian wife in her late 20s. I am happily married to my husband Jay a mid 30s business executive. We discovered sex toys about 3 years ago when we wanted to spice up our relationship, after about a year we had a small collection of dildos, vibrators, etc. That is when one evening after a very ardent session, laying in bed with toys all around us Jay made a joke about how we needed to open up a toy store or a review website.

Well the joke became reality and 3 months later we had posted our first review online. Now 2 years and dozens of reviews later we are still here, on a new site and doing what we love.

Ok enough of this on to the review.

This time we are reviewing the Icicles #5 from PipeDream.

PipeDream have been in the industry for over 20 years making all types of toys and products. Icicles is there glass toy brand and you can find more of their products here:

http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/

Packaging & toy description

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The dildo comes very well packaged with a great looking box and foam insert for protection. I have to say this is probably the best looking and well made packaging we have ever seen a toy come in.

size

This hand blown glass dildo is beautifully crafted with a slight curve to the shaft, just under 5 inches at the thickest part and can be inserted to about 6 1/2 inches. There is a very thick spiral ridge around the shaft for extra stimulation.

Being glass this Dildo is very easy to clean just wash in hot soapy water, boil on the stove to sanitize or even just pop it into the dishwasher.

Em’s review

In the tub

bath

Those who know me I love to start my evenings off with a long soak in the tub. If Ii can bring a toy with me all the better. This one was a no brainer, so when I got into the bath it dived right in with me. I have to say I was a little worried When I grabbed it for the first time. The ridges are very pronounced and I am very tight and sensitive when it comes to bigger toys. taking it easy to start I decided to use the ridges as a clitoral massager. WOW my worries vanished after a couple of strokes the ridges are smooth and with the warm water it made the entire dildo warm.

On the couch

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Leaving the bathroom I grabbed a bottle of lube and move to the living room to watch some movies. One thing I really enjoy with this dildo is that it requires very little lubrication because of the lack of friction. The curve was not pronounced enough for me to use it for G spot stimulation. The ridges did feel good but after a hard session I did feel sore and sensitive.

Anal

Icicles 5 glass dildo

The wide base makes this toy safe for anal play but unfortunately for me the size was just too big to insert.People with more experience in this area might find it a good fit for them but the fact that the material of this dildo is unyielding makes more difficult versus something made of silicone or other soft material.

J’s comments

Couple play

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Using this toy on Em was fun, we played with temperature by soaking it in hot or icy water. It kept its temperature for a decent amount of time, cold it had great shock value and she told me it felt like ice. But in the long term hot was much more enjoyable. I also had a much better range of motion then she did because of the light curve to the shaft.

Girl’s fun

The base does fit in a harness but we were unable to test how well it worked. Our resident helper Sarah had to move out of province for her new job, but we will still keep this section open and if she decides to take a 7 hr drive and spend a weekend with us we will add more details ;).

Girl’s Fun Updated (19/02/2014)

Well its already been more than a month since we reviewed this item but since we had Sarah over for the weekend we decided to update this review with details of our strap-on tests of the Icicles 5. As stated above the base fits well in the harness we have and was very secure. It generally worked well but was not as enjoyable as more flexible toys we have used in the past. The stiffness and inflexibility of the Pyrex forced us to not play as rough as we normally do. While still enjoyable we had to go slower to avoid to much discomfort. We both agree that we prefer something more flexible  and on the bigger side for this type of use.

Conclusion

Overall its a great toy, beautiful, slick, and feels great. If you’re looking for a glass toy for vaginal play this is a great place to start. Be warned it does get tiring to use during longer play session.

positive:

  • Quality product at decent price.
  • Easy to clean.
  • Doesn’t require a lot of lubricant.
  • Anal safe.
  • Fits harness.
  • Ridges very stimulating.
  • Easy to heat or cool for pleasurable effect.

Negative:

  • Its weight and firmness will be tiring during long session.
  • Not curved enough for G spot stimulation.
  • Ridges might be over stimulating for some people.
  • Size makes it hard to insert anally and should be avoided unless very experienced.

Personally this is my new “go to” toy when I take a bath, to the point that it has a place of honor in the bathroom and has not returned to the toy chest since we tested it out this weekend.

As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.

On a personal note:

We know Sarah was dying to try this out with us but unfortunately events before the holidays forced her to move away. We know she has been waiting for this review to order one for herself (as she has stated more than once). So Sarah you should definitely get one 🙂 but I think when you get home from work tonight you should check your mailbox there is a housewarming gift waiting for you.

We love you and miss you very much.