Request: Going shopping

So Ferdinand asked me a while back to dress up in a tight t-shirt and short mini, have Jay blow a load all over my face just before going shopping. And finally flirt and tease who ever is behind the counter, Man or woman.

Ok that was a tall order and I don’t think we where able to get everything you asked for Ferdinand but I hope this will make up for it.

A couple of weeks back on a quiet Saturday afternoon, Jay asked me if I wanted to go take a drive out of town and go do some shopping. Since we had been talking about our site the night before and I had brought up the fact that we still had not posted something for Ferdinand’s request I was not too surprised that he wanted to go shopping (Jay hates shopping unless in includes him putting his dick in one of my holes in a changing booth.)

“Sure, let me go get changed.” was my reply.


Jay definitely approved of my outfit, and he gave me a smile when he slid his hand under my short skirt to find my naked pussy eager and slippery. Jay showed a lot of self control at this point because he didn’t try to bend me over the kitchen table and fuck me.

To be honest I was slightly disappointed 🙂 but that’s when I realized he has something planned.

We drove about 1hr to another town, a place we normally don’t really go to. When ever we do something public I prefer not accidentally coming face to face with someone we know. 🙂 Jay didn’t stop right away but kept driving around town for a bit, he was definitely looking for something specific. By the time we finally parked we had been driving for about 1h and a half, most of that time Jay and been playing with my now soaked pussy.

At this point I was ready and willing to fuck anything, I was flushed, my nipples were rock hard and my pussy juice was dripping down my leg. I grab his arm to keep me upright as he walks me into the store. I have no idea where we are as my eyes try to adjust to the dark interior.

Just as I am about to ask him where we are the display stand just in front of us comes into focus… and all I can see are rows after rows of big long cocks. A soft moan escapes my lips as I whisper to him ” bastard you brought me to a sex shop”

“happy shopping, I be over there near the counter “;) as he walks away.

The store is empty, I have this aisle of dicks all to myself. as I slowly make my way to the counter I hear Jay chatting with the person behind the counter.

“…yea so my wife is looking for a couple of items, some sexy costumes, lube and a big dildo she can fit in a strap-on, her girlfriend just loves strap-ons. Oh Honey was it a strap on you wanted to pick up for Kay or a double ended dildo? I can’t remember?

As I turn the corner  I see who he is talking to, woman with big breast wearing a tight summer dress, she has short pink/purple hair, tattoos go down both her arms.

She looks at me and smiles, clearly she has seen my hard nipples pressed against my tight shirt. I smile back and bend down to grab the dildo on the bottom shelf. making sure my skirt will ride up and give her a view of my pussy. I look back as I get back up dildo in one had sexy lingerie in the other. She is still smiling that’s a good sign. I think she liked that, was Jay’s response when I reached the changing rooms.

I stripped my cloth off and pulled the dildo out of its packaging, at this point I figured I was going to buy it anyway, it was nice and long but not as big as my black one.  Here i was half naked I an changing room getting off with a dildo. It didn’t take long for me to cum so i put my skirt back on and went back to the counter. Jay must have gone exploring since I could only see the girl. I dropped the un-packaged dildo on the counter, It made a wet sound when it hit the counter still covered in my juices.

“I will take this one but do you have something bigger?” She looked at me then at the toy (its about the size of my forearm) and the small puddle of liquid slowly growing on the counter. Moment of truth, she was either going to tell me to leave or play along.

The answer was instantly obvious as I watched her unconsciously stroke her fingers up and down the wet shaft on the counter.

“We might have something more to your liking in the back office if you want to follow me.” her fingers trailing it the small puddle as she went around the counter.

She was on me before the door was closed. Our cloth never made it to the sofa. We where pretty busy by the time Jay found us.  Even when Jay snapped a couple of pics she got even more excited.



As we where both catching our breath she asked Jay what he was going to do with those pictures. We told her that we would share them with our readers if she accepted. only condition was for us to send her some copies 🙂

Jay pretty stiff and horny by this point pulled his dick out and told me it was time for me to go suck his dick. As I got up she pushed me down pressing herself against me with her massive tits, kissed my lips and asked if she could take care of it. “sure but be warned hes an ass man.”

This is a code phrase me and Jay have, our understanding is that he can get blown or fuck a girls ass but not her pussy unless we know them better.  I took the camera and let jay have his turn.




When we left she gave us our package and told us it was on her.

when we got back home and opened the bag, there was a note with her phone number.

I told Jay we should go shop there again sometimes… he agrees 🙂


Love Em.

PS: we did send her the pictures and she sent us a pic back of her using the dildo I “left” behind.




Review Icicles No 5 (Update)


Hi everyone, welcome to our first review since we moved to this site I hope you will

enjoy it because I definitely enjoyed making it. So for the new people that are joining us in the new year we will give you a little background on who we are and what we do.

My name is Em, i’m a stay at home Asian wife in her late 20s. I am happily married to my husband Jay a mid 30s business executive. We discovered sex toys about 3 years ago when we wanted to spice up our relationship, after about a year we had a small collection of dildos, vibrators, etc. That is when one evening after a very ardent session, laying in bed with toys all around us Jay made a joke about how we needed to open up a toy store or a review website.

Well the joke became reality and 3 months later we had posted our first review online. Now 2 years and dozens of reviews later we are still here, on a new site and doing what we love.

Ok enough of this on to the review.

This time we are reviewing the Icicles #5 from PipeDream.

PipeDream have been in the industry for over 20 years making all types of toys and products. Icicles is there glass toy brand and you can find more of their products here:

Packaging & toy description

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The dildo comes very well packaged with a great looking box and foam insert for protection. I have to say this is probably the best looking and well made packaging we have ever seen a toy come in.


This hand blown glass dildo is beautifully crafted with a slight curve to the shaft, just under 5 inches at the thickest part and can be inserted to about 6 1/2 inches. There is a very thick spiral ridge around the shaft for extra stimulation.

Being glass this Dildo is very easy to clean just wash in hot soapy water, boil on the stove to sanitize or even just pop it into the dishwasher.

Em’s review

In the tub


Those who know me I love to start my evenings off with a long soak in the tub. If Ii can bring a toy with me all the better. This one was a no brainer, so when I got into the bath it dived right in with me. I have to say I was a little worried When I grabbed it for the first time. The ridges are very pronounced and I am very tight and sensitive when it comes to bigger toys. taking it easy to start I decided to use the ridges as a clitoral massager. WOW my worries vanished after a couple of strokes the ridges are smooth and with the warm water it made the entire dildo warm.

On the couch


Leaving the bathroom I grabbed a bottle of lube and move to the living room to watch some movies. One thing I really enjoy with this dildo is that it requires very little lubrication because of the lack of friction. The curve was not pronounced enough for me to use it for G spot stimulation. The ridges did feel good but after a hard session I did feel sore and sensitive.


Icicles 5 glass dildo

The wide base makes this toy safe for anal play but unfortunately for me the size was just too big to insert.People with more experience in this area might find it a good fit for them but the fact that the material of this dildo is unyielding makes more difficult versus something made of silicone or other soft material.

J’s comments

Couple play


Using this toy on Em was fun, we played with temperature by soaking it in hot or icy water. It kept its temperature for a decent amount of time, cold it had great shock value and she told me it felt like ice. But in the long term hot was much more enjoyable. I also had a much better range of motion then she did because of the light curve to the shaft.

Girl’s fun

The base does fit in a harness but we were unable to test how well it worked. Our resident helper Sarah had to move out of province for her new job, but we will still keep this section open and if she decides to take a 7 hr drive and spend a weekend with us we will add more details ;).

Girl’s Fun Updated (19/02/2014)

Well its already been more than a month since we reviewed this item but since we had Sarah over for the weekend we decided to update this review with details of our strap-on tests of the Icicles 5. As stated above the base fits well in the harness we have and was very secure. It generally worked well but was not as enjoyable as more flexible toys we have used in the past. The stiffness and inflexibility of the Pyrex forced us to not play as rough as we normally do. While still enjoyable we had to go slower to avoid to much discomfort. We both agree that we prefer something more flexible  and on the bigger side for this type of use.


Overall its a great toy, beautiful, slick, and feels great. If you’re looking for a glass toy for vaginal play this is a great place to start. Be warned it does get tiring to use during longer play session.


  • Quality product at decent price.
  • Easy to clean.
  • Doesn’t require a lot of lubricant.
  • Anal safe.
  • Fits harness.
  • Ridges very stimulating.
  • Easy to heat or cool for pleasurable effect.


  • Its weight and firmness will be tiring during long session.
  • Not curved enough for G spot stimulation.
  • Ridges might be over stimulating for some people.
  • Size makes it hard to insert anally and should be avoided unless very experienced.

Personally this is my new “go to” toy when I take a bath, to the point that it has a place of honor in the bathroom and has not returned to the toy chest since we tested it out this weekend.

As always please don’t be shy to ask questions in the replies below we are always happy to answer with extra information.

On a personal note:

We know Sarah was dying to try this out with us but unfortunately events before the holidays forced her to move away. We know she has been waiting for this review to order one for herself (as she has stated more than once). So Sarah you should definitely get one 🙂 but I think when you get home from work tonight you should check your mailbox there is a housewarming gift waiting for you.

We love you and miss you very much.